What: Well, well, well, the Kiwis have come to play. This first season of the New Zealand version of the UK show starts out full blast, with all of the chaos and joy of the original. Plus, some inspired original tasks! Like "Convincingly paint the Taskmaster like a 5-year-old" and "Be as unhealthy as possible for 10 seconds."
Enjoy some clips!
You may recall that I've painstaking ranked all Taskmaster cohorts (part 1, part 2, part 3). Well, this group is right up there, and I've determined it's the new #5.
(Now that Series Eleven is complete, I'm moving that group [Kendall, Wozniak, et al.] up to #4, which puts Series Six [Chaudhry, Tarbuck, et al.] now at #6.)
The second season of Taskmaster NZ is currently airing and is excellent. We'll get to that later.
During this pandemic, I've seen lots of people discover the UK delight Taskmaster, brainchild of Alex Horne. As someone who, over the course of the past four years, has steadily made her way through every available iteration and offshoot (you realize most of these people have podcasts, right?), I say, "Welcome!"
5. Series Eleven (currently airing; ranking subject to change): Charlotte Ritchie, Jamali Maddix, Lee Mack, Mike Wozniak, Sarah Kendall
Currently airing, so who really knows, but it's already had a couple of instant-classic tasks (two words: table - salt). Not to mention the magnificence of Sarah Kendall's hair.
4. Series Six: Alice Levine, Asim Chaudhry, Liza Tarbuck, Russell Howard, Tim Vine
Earns this spot mainly for the iconic cake-sitting, but each contestant in this one is sincerely likeable in their own way. Plus, bonus! Alice Levine says, "Hey, girl" to Alex.
3. Series Seven: James Acaster, Jessica Knappett, Kerry Godliman, Phil Wang, Rhod Gilbert
[Tiny bonus: May I humbly suggest a fun add-on? For any season/series, take a drink every time someone walks into a new task space carrying a cup of tea. You'll only stay sober for the US season.]
During this pandemic, I've seen lots of people discover the UK delight Taskmaster, brainchild of Alex Horne. As someone who, over the course of the past four years, has steadily made her way through every available iteration and offshoot (you realize most of these people have podcasts, right?), I say, "Welcome!"
During this pandemic, I've seen lots of people discover the UK delight Taskmaster, brainchild of Alex Horne. As someone who, over the course of the past four years, has steadily made her way through every available iteration and offshoot (you realize most of these people have podcasts, right?), I say, "Welcome!"
Many casts have now had the absurd and joyful Taskmaster experience, and I have thoughts on all of them.
Let's count down! We're starting from the weakest series/seasons, but even those are great! See Part 2 here and Part 3 here. Top 5 are coming on Thursday.
14. New Year Treat (aired between Series* Ten and Eleven): John Hannah, Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Nicole Coughlan, Rylan Clark-Neal, Shirley Ballas
Perfectly fine, but just one episode.
13. Series* Ten: Daisy May Cooper, Johnny Vegas, Katherine Parkinson, Mawaan Rizwan, Richard Herring
Filmed during the pandemic. Thank the gods for the raucous laughter of Daisy May Cooper and Johnny Vegas.
12. Series Three: Al Murray, Dave Gorman, Paul Chowdhry, Rob Beckett, Sara Pascoe
Very fond of Chowdhry, Beckett, Pascoe. Can't stand Murray or Gorman.
11. U.S. Version (season 1 and only): Dillon Francis, Freddie Highmore, Kate Berlant, Lisa Lampanelli, Ron Funches
10. Series Nine: David Baddiel, Ed Gamble, Jo Brand, Katy Wix, Rose Matafeo
A very solid run! Especially considering that Baddiel and Brand could not have cared less, Gamble and Matafeo maybe cared too much, and Wix had to be subbed two episodes because of a health issue.
It's no surprise that Kendzior, who has been consistently right about our broken democracy for more than four years, has another book where she's right a lot. But, bonus, it's also very beautifully written!
Also, I'd like to state for the record that my List #66 (aka "Follow These Women on Twitter") pretty much became my List #93 (aka "These Women Have Books Now").
So I clearly have my finger on the pulse of ... something. And it'd be great if someone would be into paying me for that.
Stream what: In the UK series Travel Man: 48 Hours in ..., Richard Ayoade goes on some mini-breaks with other funny British people. To give you a taste, the first four episodes are Barcelona, Istanbul, Iceland, and Marrakesh.
Item 16: Dan Levy as host of The Great Canadian Baking Show
Wait a minute ... this happened! I just really, really, really need those two seasons to be somewhere I can easily (and legally) access them.It seems like such a good fit for Dan Levy, whom I adore.
Item 13: The Psmith stories transposed to contemporary NYC and starring Natasha Lyonne
P.G. Wodehouse's Jeeves stories are iconic and the recent series adaptation of the Blandings stories is quite good fun (Rec. #379, Rec. #431). The Psmith stories, however, are largely an untapped resource frankly crying out for a modern take. Example: Psmith, Journalist (Rec. #289).
And who better to be unruffled, game for anything, and quick with a sardonic takedown than Natasha Lyonne? Dooooo iiiiiiiit.
Item 9: A remake of You Can't Take It With You directed by Alejandro González Iñárritu
The film Birdman had its flaws (I would have appreciated a content warning about the attempted rape scene!), but one thing it did well was show that director Alejandro González Iñárritu would be able to direct farce. People in general aren't good at directing screwball anymore, so that was an exciting discovery!
You Can't Take It With You is just begging for a modern remake. I'm thinking along the lines of Awkwafina, Maria Bamford, Susan Blackwell, Ana de Armas, William Jackson Harper, Aasif Mandvi, Melissa McCarthy, Lee Pace, Maya Rudolph ...
Connections to previous Wreckage: I extolled the wonders of screwball comedy in a threepartseries.
Item 10: A new book from Kira Henehan
I lovedOrion You Came and You Took All My Marbles (Rec. #195, QfFC #75). I would very much like another novel by Kira Henehan, please.
Comedy duo EGG (Anna Leong Brophy and Emily Lloyd-Saini) are extremely talented sketch writers and performers. (I saw them in Edinburgh in 2018! See Rec. #749.)
They've had scripts in development, and I'd love to see them and their work on my TV screen.
In the life story of novelist-poet-playwright-essayist-activist James Baldwin, we've got a fraught upbringing and teenage ministry and life in Paris. We've got Richard Avedon, Sidney Poitier, and Marlon Brando. We have queer life and Black life and French life. We've got civil rights activism and even FBI surveillance.
We also have music. Jazz in France with Nina Simone, Miles Davis, Ray Charles, and Josephine Baker.
In 2016, Meshell Ndegeocello created a musical/theatrical tribute to Baldwin (Can I Get a Witness?), but I'm thinking something less ... churchy.
Item 6: Helen Zaltzman as host of The Great British Bake Off
With Sandi Toksvig departing as co-host of the current iteration of The Great British Bake Off, it's very fun to imagine new possibilities. Helen Zaltzman would be great! She is an adept podcast host (List #92 and Rec. #773) and could definitely transition to wacky banter with Noel Fielding.
While we're in the zone of fulfilling my pop culture requests, I would like to put forward some additional items for consideration. See Part 1 here.
Item 3: An adaptation of To Say Nothing of the Dog by Tarsem Singh
To Say Nothing of the Dog, by Connie Willis, is perhaps my favorite book of all time (Rec. #100). I have hand-picked Tarsem Singh for an adaptation based on his direction of the insanely beautiful and surreal The Fall (Rec. #49).
Someone else might try to make To Say of the Dog twee. It is not twee. It is epic and deserves to be treated as such.
Item 4: New original songs from Nellie McKay
I adore singer-songwriter/activist Nellie McKay (Rec. #608, Rec. #667, Rec. #695, Rec. #777), and I was lucky enough to see her perform last year.
For the past decade or so, she's mainly been doing collections of nostalgic covers, which are great! But I long for the creative highs of her early original albums, like Get Away from Me (Rec. #206), Pretty Little Head (Rec. #320), and Obligatory Villagers. More, please.
The success of Knives Out means that Rian Johnson is going to make more Benoit Blanc content. This is good! I approve. Several female writers whose work I follow closely have new books (see List #93). This is also excellent!
Parasite was the surprise winner of the Best Picture award at the Oscars last night. Good job, everyone!
While we're in the zone of fulfilling my pop culture requests, I would like to put forward some additional items for consideration.
This list will likely occupy us for a few weeks, at least.
Item 1: Richard Ayoade and Aisling Bea in a romantic comedy
Last year was a big one for Aisling Bea! She mainstreamed it alongside Paul Rudd in a Netflix series and, more delightfully, created and starred in her own brilliant show (Rec. #831). Richard Ayoade is a perennial favorite of mine (List #63).
They've demonstrated ample chemistry together in an episode of Ayoade's Travel Man series (Rec. #396). More of that, please!
Item 2: Sled Dog stories from Blair Braverman as a series of children's books
The content for this one pretty much already exists as Twitter threads. It just needs a publishing deal!