What: What is this glorious nonsense? What is this glorious, fringed-face-cowboy, slow-bone-ready, Elvis-Presley-sounding nonsense? And why can't I stop listening to it?
I'm still undone, not quite young
But I, I still try
Cross my heart, now I hope to die
How to get it: "Hope to Die" is one of the fantastic songs off of pseudonymous artist Orville Peck's debut album, Pony. Watch it --- and more! --- on YouTube.