Rec. #446: Quote from a Fictional Character #94

"Look, there's a you-shaped print on the couch. Any other mother would have made you change out of those wet clothes before we talked. 

You need to have a bath or you'll end up with pneumonia and die, which would be an unexpected plot twist in our lives. Or the couch might get pneumonia. Even more unexpected."

--- Holly Tully,
A Corner of White, Jaclyn Moriarty, 2012

See also: Rec. #48, Rec. #235, Rec. #330